About

My look in 5th grade could be called “unkempt Cookie Monster”

My book, “Clearly, I Didn’t Think This Through” (Berkley Books, Penguin) is a humor memoir about how terrible I am at being an adult. I talk about guys I’ve dated, impulsive decisions I’ve made, and all the furniture I’ve broken by accident.

My writing has appeared in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Vice, Refinery29, and more.

Listen to me gab about loving shorter guys on a recent episode of the Why Oh Why podcast.

Watch me on “Good Day Philadelphia” talk about where to go on dates depending on your relationship commitment level.

Sign up for my newsletter where I talk about both things I love (apps, TV shows, makeup) and things I want to sneer at (Jon Snow’s crispy Cheeto-esque hair, loud motorcycles, Farrah Abraham’s entire existence.)

I’m currently working on adapting “Clearly, I Didn’t Think This Through” for television. I’m represented by Michelle Weiner at CAA. I’m also working on a book about what to expect when you embrace a childfree lifestyle.

Photo by Dom Savini Photography