The Friendship Helpline: (646) 847-9718
Need an expert reality check? Get free, honest advice in three easy steps:
Call (646) 847-9718 and leave a voicemail explaining your "sitch."
I’ll reply with my thoughts as a friendship expert.
That’s it. No live talking, no risk, no follow-ups.
How I Can Help
Stop overthinking and get an objective third-party perspective on:
Friendship Drifting: Deciphering silence or one-sided dynamics.
Conflict & Transitions: Knowing when to walk away or how to handle a "toxic" friend.
New Connections: Strategies for making friends during life changes.
Reality Checks: An honest look at whether you’re being unreasonable.
The FAQs
Is it really free? Yes! No catch. I do this because hearing your real-life stories helps me be a better researcher and writer.
Is it private? Completely. Our conversation is confidential, and I don't save your data.
How can I thank you? If the advice helps, I’d love for you to buy Modern Friendship or leave a review on Amazon or Goodreads.
Ready? Leave your message at (646) 847-9718 and let’s figure this out.
The small print: While I am a legit friendship expert, I am not a trained or licensed medical professional. My responses do not constitute medical advice. Any messages I send are my individual opinion. My advice is to be used for educational and entertainment purposes only. I reserve the right to ignore any messages that come in and will happily block any numbers if needed.
If any brands are interested in sponsoring the helpline, please contact my manager Alexis Rosenzweig.
123 Demo Street
New York, NY 12345
Hours
Monday–Friday
10am–6pm
(555) 555-555
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Get in touch.
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